Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel is written by Phil Vallarreal. If you don’t know who he is, I have to be honest with you, you’ve been living under some sort of rock because he’s one of the writers/ contributors to the Consumerist. He’s also a syndicated film critic for the Arizona Daily Star and also contributes to OK! Magazine.
I had no idea he was this funny (sorry, Phil, I follow you on twitter, but I suppose it’s hard to capture that amazing sense of humor in 140 characters at one time). Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel is funny. At parts, it’s almost so funny that you feel guilty and sheepish to be laughing about it, and more importantly, you feel shocked that someone would actually say something like that out loud, let alone publish it in a book.
Basically, the book give 100 dirty little money-grubbing secrets that will help you save money.
Some of my favourites are:
- Double your Pleasure, Double your Fries– in which the tip is to use ice cubes to make your fries soggy. After you’ve eaten the fries before you dumped the ice cube on it to make it soggy, go to the restaurant employees and demand new fries because your fries are soggy.
- Tupperware Thief- when you go to parties, look pathetic taking home something wrapped in saran wrap or aluminum foil. More often than not the host will make sure you have some Tupperware to take it home in (and we all know how much Tupperware can cost). The only thing Phil says you have to deal with is the passive aggressive parting shot “oh don’t worry about bringing that container home soon- I’ll hunt you down for it if need be”. LOL love it!
- The Legend of the Cubic Zirconium Heirloom- Now, I must warn you this tip was found in the last part of the book (which is, in my perspective, the funniest section labelled “Gross, Mean, and Just Plain Wrong…”). He talks about giving your future fiance a cubic zirconium ring and calling it a heirloom ring passed down to you from your mother. Adding some sort of sentimental story to it increases its luster even more. The author denies having used this tactic himself though.
- Double Movies- Reading this excerpt made me think of my teenage days- going to an early film and then staying there until you see the next film in another theatre room. Who hasn’t done that before? It’s just a lot harder to do it as an adult lol, I would think.
There are some great tips in here that even I have tried (but I won’t tell you which ones) or that I think would absolutely work (the trick where he avoids going to concerts with his long term girlfriend by acting like a total jerk at the concert and embarrassing her… then apologizing profusely for a few days afterwards). That one, he has tried and now he’s married to his long term girlfriend.
Some of the most useful ones involved negotiating, complaining (which I am obviously good at LOL), and “sticking it to the man” (aka big bad corporate America).
If you’re easily offended (especially with things that don’t sound ethical) then I would probably not read this, but if you like sarcasm, cynicism, and quick humor, this is a great read and will have you laughing (and learning) about some crazy ways to save money.
Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel Giveaway
This book is worth $15.95 and it will be worth even more because I’m going to be shipping it out to you. Good luck and thanks for reading! Contest ends February 7, 2012.
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